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Happy 4th of July, AFFotD Presents a Week of Holidays (Part One)
“…I actually like holidays a bit myself.” ~Your boss Back in the 2004, as we were relishing in the early-mid-aughties, a song came out that had lyrics we found particularly inspiring. “It’s so much...
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AFFotD Presents a Week of American Holidays (Part Two)
“Two days off in a row is sort of cutting it a little close, though…” ~Still your boss As we discussed in yesterday’s fun fact, this week will be devoted to discussing the importance of Holidays in...
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Cranberries Can Getchya Drunk
“This truly is an admirable little berry, tart in complexion, and sure to be an easy way to get the ladies smashed if you mix it with vodka.” ~Sir Walter Raleigh A week from Thursday, all of us will...
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[REDACTED]‘s Thanksgiving
“This is how we do it, America.” ~[REDACTED] We all know [REDACTED] by this point. Contrary to popular belief, we don’t always just make him do terrible, awful things. Well, okay we absolutely do,...
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America Fun Fact of the Day 12/17- Saturday Image of the Week
“Keep on reaching, little guy.” ~Yes. Keep on reaching. Every Saturday we tend to half-ass and piece together an article with a picture slapped on it, because it’s Saturday and we treat Fridays like...
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Wherein AFFotD Exalts Thanksgiving While Spurning Mother Nature Network’s...
“No, no no no, please, I’ll say anything you want, just please stop making me eat these dishes, NOT ON THANKSGIVING GODDAMNIT!” ~AFFotD Food Critic, John Goodman Thanksgiving is one of the most...
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The Craziest Fried Foods of the 2013 State Fair of Texas
“Arteries…closing…tell my family…yum…” ~AFFotD’s (Former) Intern Food Taster If you’ve ever been to this site, you’ve probably realized that we talk a lot (and we mean a lot) about fried foods....
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An AFFotD Thanksgiving: Wherein AFFotD Decries the Fiendish Practices of the...
“Get. That. Healthy. Shit. Out. Of. My. Goddamn. House.” ~Americans That Appreciate Thanksgiving America, tomorrow is Thanksgiving, which means that all of us will be spending some quality time...
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The Macy’s Day Parade Used To Be Downright Terrifying
“AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” ~AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is a time-honored American pastime. On the fourth Thursday of each November since 1924, crowds line up in New...
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Let’s Give Thanks That America Does Thanksgiving Better Than Canada
“Did your staff members ever went to a Canadian Thanksgiving, and can you tell me how much better an American Thanksgiving is?” ~AFFotD Reader “Harge.” We copy and pasted that directly from the email...
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